The scientific explanation of the Grand Poobah's statement
It has been mathematically proven by Dr. Leo Cutweiler (of the Max Planck Institute for Theoretical Consumption) that a particular solution to the Schroedinger Wave Equation (see below)
describes the molecule C2H5OH (ethanol).
The mathematical derivation of the applicable solution to the wave equation is beyond the scope of this article*, but within this particlar solution, relativistic effects are non-trivial.
When the above wave equation is combined with the Lorentz transformation
One can see that the resulting derivative
clearly shows that the molecular structure of ethanol C2H5OH (in particular, the third hydrogen atom in the chain) behaves according to the Uncertainty Principle originally described by Heisenberg :
The ultimate meaning of this is the following :
* for a full mathematical derivation of the equations and solutions described in this article, interested readers may consult Prof. Stephen Hawking (S.W.Hawking@damtp.cam.ac.uk).
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